Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola May Help Testes

We live in a mysterious world full of majesty and wonder. Well, it turns out one of those wonders happens to be paying $1.50 for a large Coca Cola or Pepsi Cola at a Drive-Thru in order to promote testosterone production.

That's right. Drink Coke or Pepsi and you too can have nice balls.

Strange right? Well, a study published in 2022 found that both Pepsi and Coke increased EGF concentrations, aided in AR protein in testes, improved testosterone secretion, and showed positive growth and development in testes. Mice in the study needed high doses of Pepsi and Coke in order to see positive correlations, but the rewards could be enormous. Literally! Mice were reported that Coke and Pepsi enhanced the testis longitudinal and transverse diameter, which is a nice way of saying that their balls got longer and wider.

Coke and Pepsi could also aid in preventing Alzheimer's in mice. High doses of Coke and Pepsi indicated higher EGF activity. EGF (epidermal growth factor) increase can lead to more EGF receptor activity. EGF receptors are a transmembrane protein that needs efficient signaling. Any decrease in EGF receptor activity can increase the risk of Alzheimer's.

However, proceed with caution and check with your doctor as well as your Drive-Thru before giving yourself doses. Unusual EGF receptor activity can lead to tumor growths. And an increase in sugar (sucrose) can cause diabetes, tooth decay, and lead to taking a punch to the liver.

More studies are needed on how microplastics play a role. Unfortunately. But at least we know Coke and Pepsi have positive associations with balls.

A win is a win.